jeopardyparrotFive teams vied for the highly-coveted crown of CSU Jeopardy champion, but the “Putin Fan Club” emerged as this semester’s winner. They slowly built their lead by relying on categories like American Sport History and Video Games. All teams had an opportunity to win once the Final Jeopardy category of “The Beatles” was revealed. The “Putin Fan Club” cemented their victory by providing the correct response to the all too easy clue: “This six word song was the Beatles’ first number one hit in America.” The night’s main drama came from an all-graduate student team’s pledge to deny Dr. Robert Jordan his first Jeopardy crown. The “Rad Student” team struggled early but finished behind Jordan’s “Redeem Team.” Jordan’s second-place finish ensured that he would remain the Susan Lucci of History Club Jeopardy, at least for the present. The night’s other notable occurrence was the awarding of the first ever trophy, pictured at left. The reason why a scary parrot in a broken cage is now the official trophy for CSU’s best minds is murky, but rest assured that future students will battle for the right to hoist the bird. For those of you who might wonder, the correct response was “What was ‘I want to hold your hand.'”